Sex of the best

A recent survey into sexual lifestyles has discovered a healthier range of postions are employed in "bedroom recreation" than had been first thought. Couples are no longer satisfying themselves with the old stand-bys and they don't need books to tell them what to do either. It seems that they are making it up as they go along. Exhaustive and exhausting research has discovered several positions in common use in bedrooms all over the world that until now have gone unnamed. Surprisingly, nationality plays a large part in the preferred choice of sexual postion and with this in mind, sexologists have offered names for the newly discovered coital postures:

English - woman on top, man in the pub;
French - neighbour on top;
American - both on top;
Italian - man on top, behind and in front;
Welsh - man on top, woman on chapter 14;
Dogged-style - woman on bottom, man on viagra.

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